lonelychardonnay:

White people love rules. It explains why so they get upset when people cut in line, why they tip so religiously and why they become lawyers. But without a doubt, the rule system that white people love the most is grammar. It is in their blood not only to use perfect grammar but also to spend…

(via solitaryguardian)

The $1,700 price tag pretty much made me realize that I’m just shit out of luck and stuck with my Meg Ryan haircut until it grows out.